My Mind Is A Maniac :)

my-grave-is-temporary:

She is beautiful!

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(Source: iraffiruse, via cherryblossumkitty)

54 minutes ago -

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the-crown-of-love:

lxromero:

you’re a dog and you have pretty good handwriting so I’m not going to blame you for not knowing the difference between affect and effect.

^^ what he said.

(Source: xitslexi, via we-were-all-so-undone)

55 minutes ago -

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So, my mum thiks it’s appropriate to not let me get a kitten or a puppy or a drum kit. So I suddenly think ‘Hm, how can I change her mind?’ Ah ha…(Me) “Mummy, there’s only 3 things I want for christmas” *puppydogeyes* …(Mum) “What are they?” … (Me) “A kitten, a puppy and a drum kit” *stilldoingpuppydogeyes* …(Mum) “No chance” …(Me) “You don’t love me like you say you do” *crysinside*

6 hours ago

(Source: silenced-insanity, via for-what-its-worth254)

6 hours ago -

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period:	WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period:	How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period:	How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period:	Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period:	Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period:	See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period:	Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period:	Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period:	See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period:	For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period:	Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period:	You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period:	Yell at a puppy.
period:	Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.